New York City, NY - Former Congressman Anthony Weiner was spotted at lunch yesterday with famed adult entertainment star and pro-pornography activist, Ron Jeremy. The two men were seen sharing a booth at a local pizza parlor, talking and laughing. Neither man pulled a Donald Trump by eating their pizza with a fork and knife.
Both men stood up and left to go the bathroom at the same time. They were gone for approximately five minutes. Patrons on the inside claimed the men had gone to compare the sizes of their units to one another. One of the patrons claimed he heard the conversation while he was in a stall, dropping a deuce.
The man, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, stated that he heard the two men working to enlarge their smaller selves manually. The men then looked at both of their package and declared Ron Jeremy the winner, though not by much. The men then returned their swords to their pants and made their way back to their booth.
This isn’t the first time that either individuals personal unit has been a part of the news. Ron Jeremy has been in more adult films than any man in history, creating a brand that is unsurpassed. Anthony Weiner recently left the House of Representatives as part of a sex scandal where he Tweeted a picture of his johnson.
Neither man would return Annabel’s phone calls, as they think she’s a bit insane.
Annabel Lee is a freelance journalist for the Baltimore Fake Times Journal. She doesn’t understand why guys compare their penis size.