Tuesday, June 28, 2011

New Attraction Opens in Minnesota

Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN - Officials at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport dedicated the Larry Craig Glory Hole today in the men’s room where the former Senator from Idaho was arrested for lewd conduct. A glory hole is an opening in a bathroom stall wall where one gentleman places his penis, while another gentleman performs oral sex on that member, without seeing one another. 

The official reason for the glory hole being located within the airport is to attempt to generate more male tourists to the Twin Cities. The recent economy has seen a drop in tourism to sites around Minnesota such as the Mall of America and Target Field. Authorities have been looking for ways to increase visitors, and believe this could be the answer. 
While airport officials, as well as the mayors of St. Paul and Minneapolis, refused to comment, our reporter Annabel Lee examined the glory hole. Her notes are as follow:
It’s a hole. With a plaque about it. What’s the big deal?
The glory hole is monitored 24 hours a day, seven days a week by security cameras. It is not intended to be used for any lewd behavior. It is merely a reminder of an event that occurred in the airports history.
Annabel Lee is a freelance journalist for the Baltimore Fake Times Journal. She has a black eye from looking at the glory hole for this report. 

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