Monday, June 13, 2011

Most Offensive Word To Women Determined

Oslo, Norway - A survey this past week of women shows that the word ‘moist’ is the most offensive word to women. The survey talked to 100,000 women in 25 different countries and asked them what the five most offensive words were to them. 76 percent of respondents stated that moist was the most offensive.

Moist was tops on the list, followed by “c***”, “b****”, “p****”, and “slut”. The survey asked women to write down the words that were the most offensive to them. Other words that made the list were “whore”, “knockers” and “clam”.

The survey was a face-to-face survey conducted on college campuses in Norway, Germany, France, England, Canada, China, Sweden, Denmark, Italy, Belgium, Spain, Russia, Mexico, Japan, South Korea, Australia, New Zealand, Argentina, Brazil, Poland, Finland, Switzerland, Portugal, Iceland and Singapore. The results were translated into Norwegian, then into other languages for researchers to establish a count.

Any words that are ***’d out are the result of the censors, not the author.

Annabel Lee is a freelance journalist for the Baltimore Fake Times Journal. She hears the word moist and thinks of well cooked chicken.

2 comments:

  1. So the writers for "Dead Like Me" were basically just demonstrating a statistic? And here I thought it was a joke that George's mom hated the word moist.

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  2. I completely forgot about that lol. This was actually from the bartender and waitress at my favorite place to eat talking about a commercial on the TV.

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